SAY IT AINT SO!!! (Note: Hoax!)
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- gocats
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
Dude, you need to stop holding things in. Let them out, say what you mean. It isn't healthy to hold stuff in like that.
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- D-Wreck
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
POW!!Viva Los Gatos wrote:Jeezus…Some of insecure a-holes are acting like you’re dating a chick way out of your league. Denarius likes you, okay. He really, really likes you. So stop checking his text messages. Stop asking him “who was that?” whenever he waves at someone. Stop holding on to his arm so tight that he loses feelings in his fingers. He’s not going anywhere.
Do me a favor, take a deep breath, go take a look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
I’m good enough
I’m smart enough
And gulldurnit, Denarius likes me.
Hell, he should like you. Why wouldn’t he, you’re a handsome man. You think some swingin’ d!ck down in Texas can pull him away from you just because everything in Texas is bigger? F#ck off! Not today Kemosabe.
Over the next 3.5 years you and Denarius are going to make some serious magic. Now sack up, get your ass back out there, and show Denarius why he chose you.
Now I'm done...
- MSUcantouchus
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
dUMb POWD-Wreck wrote:POW!!Viva Los Gatos wrote:Jeezus…Some of insecure a-holes are acting like you’re dating a chick way out of your league. Denarius likes you, okay. He really, really likes you. So stop checking his text messages. Stop asking him “who was that?” whenever he waves at someone. Stop holding on to his arm so tight that he loses feelings in his fingers. He’s not going anywhere.
Do me a favor, take a deep breath, go take a look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
I’m good enough
I’m smart enough
And gulldurnit, Denarius likes me.
Hell, he should like you. Why wouldn’t he, you’re a handsome man. You think some swingin’ d!ck down in Texas can pull him away from you just because everything in Texas is bigger? F#ck off! Not today Kemosabe.
Over the next 3.5 years you and Denarius are going to make some serious magic. Now sack up, get your ass back out there, and show Denarius why he chose you.
Now I'm done...
There is more to this team than one man. And dont make it into some kind of gay player dating analagy. And dont paint all of us as so pathetic that losing DM would ruin our lives. We aren't Cavs fans.
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
I thought it was funny.MSUcantouchus wrote:dUMb POWD-Wreck wrote:POW!!Viva Los Gatos wrote:Jeezus…Some of insecure a-holes are acting like you’re dating a chick way out of your league. Denarius likes you, okay. He really, really likes you. So stop checking his text messages. Stop asking him “who was that?” whenever he waves at someone. Stop holding on to his arm so tight that he loses feelings in his fingers. He’s not going anywhere.
Do me a favor, take a deep breath, go take a look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
I’m good enough
I’m smart enough
And gulldurnit, Denarius likes me.
Hell, he should like you. Why wouldn’t he, you’re a handsome man. You think some swingin’ d!ck down in Texas can pull him away from you just because everything in Texas is bigger? F#ck off! Not today Kemosabe.
Over the next 3.5 years you and Denarius are going to make some serious magic. Now sack up, get your ass back out there, and show Denarius why he chose you.
Now I'm done...
There is more to this team than one man. And dont make it into some kind of gay player dating analagy. And dont paint all of us as so pathetic that losing DM would ruin our lives. We aren't Cavs fans.
I'm also a little sad that someone had to actually ask Denarius if the rumor was true. From everything I've seen from this kid so far there is no way in hell he would even consider leaving this team high and dry like that. This isn't the NFL, guys aren't constantly looking to move around. He says he likes it here and feels at home so I'm going to trust him on that.
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- D-Wreck
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
I said POW!! Not POTW. Pow, as in Bam! Just like Adam West as Batman. C'mon, reading comprehension. And if you didn't think Viva's post was funny, maybe you need another cup of coffee or to wake up on the other side of the bed tomorrow.MSUcantouchus wrote:dUMb POWD-Wreck wrote:POW!!Viva Los Gatos wrote:Jeezus…Some of insecure a-holes are acting like you’re dating a chick way out of your league. Denarius likes you, okay. He really, really likes you. So stop checking his text messages. Stop asking him “who was that?” whenever he waves at someone. Stop holding on to his arm so tight that he loses feelings in his fingers. He’s not going anywhere.
Do me a favor, take a deep breath, go take a look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
I’m good enough
I’m smart enough
And gulldurnit, Denarius likes me.
Hell, he should like you. Why wouldn’t he, you’re a handsome man. You think some swingin’ d!ck down in Texas can pull him away from you just because everything in Texas is bigger? F#ck off! Not today Kemosabe.
Over the next 3.5 years you and Denarius are going to make some serious magic. Now sack up, get your ass back out there, and show Denarius why he chose you.
Now I'm done...
There is more to this team than one man. And dont make it into some kind of gay player dating analagy. And dont paint all of us as so pathetic that losing DM would ruin our lives. We aren't Cavs fans.
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Re: SAY IT AINT SO!!!
That's funny Gatos!! Big Bam POW!!D-Wreck wrote:POW!!Viva Los Gatos wrote:Jeezus…Some of insecure a-holes are acting like you’re dating a chick way out of your league. Denarius likes you, okay. He really, really likes you. So stop checking his text messages. Stop asking him “who was that?” whenever he waves at someone. Stop holding on to his arm so tight that he loses feelings in his fingers. He’s not going anywhere.
Do me a favor, take a deep breath, go take a look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
I’m good enough
I’m smart enough
And gulldurnit, Denarius likes me.
Hell, he should like you. Why wouldn’t he, you’re a handsome man. You think some swingin’ d!ck down in Texas can pull him away from you just because everything in Texas is bigger? F#ck off! Not today Kemosabe.
Over the next 3.5 years you and Denarius are going to make some serious magic. Now sack up, get your ass back out there, and show Denarius why he chose you.
Now I'm done...
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