The Bobcat Nation

"It's amazing what can be accomplished when no one cares who gets the credit"
- Powel SK

Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill): "If you were my husband, I would poison your tea."

Churchill's response: "Well if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

"Those who stay will be champions"

Bo Schembechler to his '69 Michigan team.

"Walk softly but carry a big stick." Teddy Roosevelt.

I just like Teddy.

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness. -
Earl of Derby

Also quite fond of:
I keep tryng to childproof the house.......but they keep getting back in.

"Well, I've always thought the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner. Sometimes I lean one way and sometimes I lean the other."

Hud Bannon (Paul Newman)

Another I like
Being tolerant does not mean that I share another’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.
Victor Frankl

"It's not that I'm lazy, It's that I just don't care."
-Peter Gibbons, Office Space

But I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious."
- Vince Lombardi

This is going to be fun...

"Once you've demonstrated the ability to walk on water, every son of a bitch wants you to trot across the lake on an errand."
-sign at the Pony Bar

"If two teenagers can breed in the backseat of a Volkswagen at a crowded drive-in theater, then how come it takes 2000 acres for a spotted owl?"
-another sign at the Pony Bar

from a movie:
"The Indians get one run of of let's see...one hit. That's all we got, one god damn hit?"
-Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in Major League

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and be presumed an idiot than to open it and remove any doubt."
-Mark Twain

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-Yogi Berra (I like Yogi's quotes)

"You have to lose like a winner."
-Steve McCormick (that's me, by the way)

and finally...

"Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
-Dylan Thomas

I have more, but I'll stop for now.

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Patton

"no body owes you a goddam thing"

"if you do something for someone do it because you want to not because you expect something in return"

"dying ain't much of a livin' boy"

“It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the door of deeds could have done better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.” Teddy Roosevelt

The world is run by C students-Winston Churchill

I also like "The future is no place, to place your better days." Dave Mathews

longhorn_22 wrote:"It's not that I'm lazy, It's that I just don't care."
-Peter Gibbons, Office Space

That's great. Very close to a Homer Simpson's quote - "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand..." or another of his -

"We need to stop spending so much money... look at this bill... we're always paying for shots for Maggie for diseases she DOESN'T EVEN HAVE!"

And to add my favorite Churchill quote - "I drink to make other people more interesting."

"Beer is proof the God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

A few of my favorites...

"The time you enjoy wasting...is not wasted time" Bertrand Russell

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" Bill Cosby

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality" Jules de Gaultier

and my all time favortie quote from comedian Zach Galifankos (sp? the bearded guy from Out Cold"

"I have a lot of growing up to do...I realized this last night in my fort"

Ponycat wrote:"Beer is proof the God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

"Cheers to beer - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Homer Simpson

"It's hard to be wise when your in love."
Bob Dylan