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Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:32 am
by wbtfg
This girl apparently really likes fossils.
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Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:46 am
by ilovethecats
good for him. i was expecting her to be much more "homely" than that picture suggests. more power to him.
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:43 pm
by SonomaCat
Wow, I feel kind of creepy checking out college girls these days ... I guess this lowers the bar for me a bit and makes me feel a little better about myself.

Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:26 pm
by jagur1
Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:18 pm
by CapitalCityCat
wbtfg wrote:This girl apparently really likes fossils.
Lil' Jack Horner
longed to adorn her
with a wedding ring;
They went to Las Vegas,
after 10 drinks, she said yes;
that's how he bagged his new teen.
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:39 pm
by kmax
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
But just think how awesome a 38 year old will seem when you are 60!

Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:45 pm
by SonomaCat
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
So the Horner spin on that formula would be Age/2 minus 13.
That would put me firmly (and deservedly) in jail, so I guess I'll pass on that one.
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:33 pm
by ChiOCat
Ewwww!
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:54 pm
by gtapp
I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:18 pm
by MSUcantouchus
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't this hight frowned upon by Universities? Like lose your job type stuff?
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:26 am
by TIrwin24
gtapp wrote:I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just head down to PB and flex a couple of times and you'd have girls hanging off ya!

Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:01 am
by SaxCat
MSUcantouchus wrote:Correct me if I am wrong but isn't this hight frowned upon by Universities? Like lose your job type stuff?
More like whispers in corners and odd looks than losing your job. There is a looooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng history of this kind of thing going on in academia (especially my discipline, sociology). But as long as the student is an adult and not actively in his classes, the universities can really do no more than just put on a frowny face. Besides, in this case, academia has already made so many exceptions for Jack, what is one more? He's a rainmaker, so the University lets him pretty much do what he wants.
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:21 am
by AlphaOAlum
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:22 am
by wbtfg
AlphaOAlum wrote:jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!
That's the cougar equation....right?
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:41 am
by The Butcher
gtapp wrote:I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are always those non-traditional students.
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Retirement/hel ... d=10657359
Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:55 pm
by Grizlaw
AlphaOAlum wrote:jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!
So the girls in your sorority were all dating guys in their 30s? Awesome.

Re: Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:57 pm
by wbtfg
Grizlaw wrote:AlphaOAlum wrote:jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!
So the girls in your sorority were all dating guys in their 30s? Awesome.

Either that or high school boys.