Jack Horner marries 19-year old student intern

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:32 am

This girl apparently really likes fossils.

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ilovethecats · Post by **ilovethecats** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:46 am

good for him. i was expecting her to be much more "homely" than that picture suggests. more power to him.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:43 pm

Wow, I feel kind of creepy checking out college girls these days ... I guess this lowers the bar for me a bit and makes me feel a little better about myself.

jagur1 · Post by **jagur1** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:26 pm

Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.

CapitalCityCat · Post by **CapitalCityCat** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:18 pm

wbtfg wrote:This girl apparently really likes fossils.

Lil' Jack Horner
longed to adorn her
with a wedding ring;
They went to Las Vegas,
after 10 drinks, she said yes;
that's how he bagged his new teen.

Post by **kmax** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:39 pm

jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.

But just think how awesome a 38 year old will seem when you are 60!

Post by **SonomaCat** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:45 pm

jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.

So the Horner spin on that formula would be Age/2 minus 13.

That would put me firmly (and deservedly) in jail, so I guess I'll pass on that one.

ChiOCat · Post by **ChiOCat** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:33 pm

Ewwww!

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:54 pm

I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MSUcantouchus · Post by **MSUcantouchus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:18 pm

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't this hight frowned upon by Universities? Like lose your job type stuff?

TIrwin24 · Post by **TIrwin24** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:26 am

gtapp wrote:I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just head down to PB and flex a couple of times and you'd have girls hanging off ya!

SaxCat · Post by **SaxCat** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:01 am

MSUcantouchus wrote:Correct me if I am wrong but isn't this hight frowned upon by Universities? Like lose your job type stuff?

More like whispers in corners and odd looks than losing your job. There is a looooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnng history of this kind of thing going on in academia (especially my discipline, sociology). But as long as the student is an adult and not actively in his classes, the universities can really do no more than just put on a frowny face. Besides, in this case, academia has already made so many exceptions for Jack, what is one more? He's a rainmaker, so the University lets him pretty much do what he wants.

AlphaOAlum · Post by **AlphaOAlum** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:21 am

jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.

Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:22 am

AlphaOAlum wrote:
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!

That's the cougar equation....right?

The Butcher · Post by **The Butcher** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:41 am

gtapp wrote:I would date a college girl in a heratbeat. Problem is, I doubt there is one alive that would date me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are always those non-traditional students. http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Retirement/hel ... d=10657359

Grizlaw · Post by **Grizlaw** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:55 pm

AlphaOAlum wrote:
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!

So the girls in your sorority were all dating guys in their 30s? Awesome.

wbtfg · Post by **wbtfg** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:57 pm

Grizlaw wrote:
AlphaOAlum wrote:
jagur1 wrote:Age/2 plus 8. Works everytime. Anything lower is creepy IMO 44/2=22+8= 30. How depresing I can't go lower than 30.
Were you in my sorority in college? Because that mathematical equation was drilled into my head too!
So the girls in your sorority were all dating guys in their 30s? Awesome.

Either that or high school boys.