grizgirl wrote: 
I hope you're just having fun with this, but as you did with wbtfg I have to ask for clarification.
Yes dear, pretty much everything I say on here is in good fun. Posting on message boards is something I do to kill time and have a little bit of fun during the work day.
Having said that, you've raised a lot of questions in your post, so I'll try to answer them one by one:
grizgirl wrote:Do you argue cases in front of a judge and jury? I don't know much about lawyerin', so I'm guessing you do.
Nope, not really. I am a tax lawyer, so my job is to help companies minimize their taxes. I argue with IRS agents a lot, but not generally in front of judges and juries.
girlgirl wrote:When you tell people to go f--k themselves are you doing that with a smile on your face or are you pissed?
Neither, really. It's just a nice, direct phrase that concisely conveys my view that the other person is kinda being a d*ck. I suppose I could've said "hey, stop being such a d*ck" instead, but I thought my way got the point across a little better.
grizgirl wrote:When you say that cute little brain is it because you are losing your composure or is that just a subtle dig?
Hmm...I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Ask yourself this question: does referring to someone's "cute little brain"
sound like something someone would say if they were really pissed? Or does it sound more like something a guy would say to his bratty little sister (who he loves dearly, in a brother-sister sort of way, even though she's kind of annoying and not very bright)?
grizgirl wrote:
The reason you had to go back and explain your point (such an inconvienience that it is) is because you had to ask for clarification on something that most (not many, but most) people don't need. You were trying to take what he said "many" and imply that he might be saying "most" or "more than" when it was all but obvious he wasn't. You'd do well to save that kind of BS for the courtroom. It often works there.
Uh...no.
The reason I had to go back and explain my point was because you made a bad assumption about what my point was. My asking wbtfg for a clarification of his point was not the problem; in fact, it was a perfectly logical request in light of what he said. If I told you that there were "many" people in my law school class who had graduated from medical school before going to law school (assuming that point had some relevance to a greater debate we were engaged in at the time), would you just accept my saying so at face value, or would you ask for a clarification of what "many" meant? Any person with any debating skill at all would certainly challenge the point.
Thank you, though, for all the advice about what does and doesn't work in a courtroom. It's always nice to get career advice from someone who admits that she doesn't know much about "lawyerin'".

I work as an attorney so that I can afford good scotch, which helps me to forget that I work as an attorney.