Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:37 am
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Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:45 am
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:54 am
Choate was probably licking his chops at the thought of being able to cancel the spring game....
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:21 pm
A couple more humorous notes circulating on the web during these interesting times without our daily dose of sports.....
1. Hmmmm...a bit of an old one but still a goody.
Week 2 without sports....
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she’s my wife!
She seems nice.
2. I’m in California and they were doing some “human interest” type stories on a local station last night... with all the quarantines, shelter in place, and such taking effect.
In one of the “lighter” interviews, they were interviewing an OBGYN at one of the local clinics. I may not have the wording exactly right but she said something to the effect that she is starting to think forward a bit about increasing patient load, and the expected increase in activity in delivery rooms and maternity wards in 9 months....she chuckled and said “apparently people don’t sit around on the couch twiddling their thumbs while quarantined”.... which brought laughter from the whole news crew....
1. Hmmmm...a bit of an old one but still a goody.
Week 2 without sports....
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she’s my wife!
She seems nice.
2. I’m in California and they were doing some “human interest” type stories on a local station last night... with all the quarantines, shelter in place, and such taking effect.
In one of the “lighter” interviews, they were interviewing an OBGYN at one of the local clinics. I may not have the wording exactly right but she said something to the effect that she is starting to think forward a bit about increasing patient load, and the expected increase in activity in delivery rooms and maternity wards in 9 months....she chuckled and said “apparently people don’t sit around on the couch twiddling their thumbs while quarantined”.... which brought laughter from the whole news crew....
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:56 pm
Yeah, Bob and Tom said the same thing earlier this week. There's a gonna be a new baby boom.BobcatDel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:21 pmA couple more humorous notes circulating on the web during these interesting times without our daily dose of sports.....
1. Hmmmm...a bit of an old one but still a goody.
Week 2 without sports....
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she’s my wife!
She seems nice.
2. I’m in California and they were doing some “human interest” type stories on a local station last night... with all the quarantines, shelter in place, and such taking effect.
In one of the “lighter” interviews, they were interviewing an OBGYN at one of the local clinics. I may not have the wording exactly right but she said something to the effect that she is starting to think forward a bit about increasing patient load, and the expected increase in activity in delivery rooms and maternity wards in 9 months....she chuckled and said “apparently people don’t sit around on the couch twiddling their thumbs while quarantined”.... which brought laughter from the whole news crew....
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:08 pm
I personally think there will be a little baby boom but a bigger divorce boom. It's unfortunate, but I think people are going to get really sick of each other.Cledus wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:56 pmYeah, Bob and Tom said the same thing earlier this week. There's a gonna be a new baby boom.BobcatDel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:21 pmA couple more humorous notes circulating on the web during these interesting times without our daily dose of sports.....
1. Hmmmm...a bit of an old one but still a goody.
Week 2 without sports....
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she’s my wife!
She seems nice.
2. I’m in California and they were doing some “human interest” type stories on a local station last night... with all the quarantines, shelter in place, and such taking effect.
In one of the “lighter” interviews, they were interviewing an OBGYN at one of the local clinics. I may not have the wording exactly right but she said something to the effect that she is starting to think forward a bit about increasing patient load, and the expected increase in activity in delivery rooms and maternity wards in 9 months....she chuckled and said “apparently people don’t sit around on the couch twiddling their thumbs while quarantined”.... which brought laughter from the whole news crew....
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:20 pm
I’ll let you know when the divorce attorney interview happens and if they are “drooling” during the clip.kennethnoisewater wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:08 pmI personally think there will be a little baby boom but a bigger divorce boom. It's unfortunate, but I think people are going to get really sick of each other.Cledus wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:56 pmYeah, Bob and Tom said the same thing earlier this week. There's a gonna be a new baby boom.BobcatDel wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:21 pmA couple more humorous notes circulating on the web during these interesting times without our daily dose of sports.....
1. Hmmmm...a bit of an old one but still a goody.
Week 2 without sports....
Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday.
Apparently she’s my wife!
She seems nice.
2. I’m in California and they were doing some “human interest” type stories on a local station last night... with all the quarantines, shelter in place, and such taking effect.
In one of the “lighter” interviews, they were interviewing an OBGYN at one of the local clinics. I may not have the wording exactly right but she said something to the effect that she is starting to think forward a bit about increasing patient load, and the expected increase in activity in delivery rooms and maternity wards in 9 months....she chuckled and said “apparently people don’t sit around on the couch twiddling their thumbs while quarantined”.... which brought laughter from the whole news crew....
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:50 pm
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:57 pm
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:24 pm
That is so good...haha
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:03 pm
That’s pretty funny. Maybe the friendship bracelet was for Bob Hawk. 
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:21 pm
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:29 pm
My favorite part was the picture in the scrapbook! I’m rolling!
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:24 am
That is so good!
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:34 am
So in that video:
Choate scrapbooks that picture
Choate scrapbooks the article "Hate has no place in place in Treasure State sports" by Bill Speltz
He makes a friendship bracelet for Monte
He writes an apology note to "Mr. Official" for using harsh words
Gold.
Choate scrapbooks that picture
Choate scrapbooks the article "Hate has no place in place in Treasure State sports" by Bill Speltz
He makes a friendship bracelet for Monte
He writes an apology note to "Mr. Official" for using harsh words
Gold.
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:56 am
Don't forget... he reads (The Rivaly book), spends time with pet (stuffed bobcat), does Spring cleaning (dusting all the BOBCAT trophies), and watched old movies (repeat of the last four in a row brawl wins)CelticCat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:34 amSo in that video:
Choate scrapbooks that picture
Choate scrapbooks the article "Hate has no place in place in Treasure State sports" by Bill Speltz
He makes a friendship bracelet for Monte
He writes an apology note to "Mr. Official" for using harsh words
Gold.
The whole thing is awesome.Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:12 pm
Massive, but subtle, trolling.catatac wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:56 amDon't forget... he reads (The Rivaly book), spends time with pet (stuffed bobcat), does Spring cleaning (dusting all the BOBCAT trophies), and watched old movies (repeat of the last four in a row brawl wins)CelticCat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:34 amSo in that video:
Choate scrapbooks that picture
Choate scrapbooks the article "Hate has no place in place in Treasure State sports" by Bill Speltz
He makes a friendship bracelet for Monte
He writes an apology note to "Mr. Official" for using harsh words
Gold.
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:52 pm
So what was he parodying with the hand sanitizer and go fight go dancing?
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:01 pm
It's a Peyton Manning SNL skit.Montanabob wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:52 pmSo what was he parodying with the hand sanitizer and go fight go dancing?
Re: Off season random *^%$
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:20 pm
https://www.marktastic.com/2009/02/will ... ng-on-snl/wbtfg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:01 pmIt's a Payton Manning SNL skit.Montanabob wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:52 pmSo what was he parodying with the hand sanitizer and go fight go dancing?