Never fart with your earbud headphones on while in the waiting area of the state licensing office.
It is difficult to gauge volume and tone, but the smell is just as bad.
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Re: Free advice
Was the smell bad because you played "peek-a-boo" and lost or was it only gas?UMclassof2002 wrote:Never fart with your earbud headphones on while in the waiting area of the state licensing office.
It is difficult to gauge volume and tone, but the smell is just as bad.
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You're a degenerate.UMclassof2002 wrote:Actually, I just looked over at the fat chick sitting next to me, mad a face and scooted over a little bit. It worked.
That's a compliment, too!
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An acting class at the u...go figure...UMclassof2002 wrote:Blaming fat people for your public farts is actually pretty easy as long as it wasn't so loud that it's obvious who did it. Body language is the key here. In college I took acting for non-majors, so as it turns out that class has really paid off.
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Yeah, because it's so much less involved than learning how to plant a beet.bobcatmaniac wrote:An acting class at the u...go figure...UMclassof2002 wrote:Blaming fat people for your public farts is actually pretty easy as long as it wasn't so loud that it's obvious who did it. Body language is the key here. In college I took acting for non-majors, so as it turns out that class has really paid off.
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Awww, maniac what'd ya have to go and do that for? Mess up the one thread in this smack board that was funny and not puking the same garbage, why man?
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Getting back to the topic at hand, it's too bad her coat wasn't on the bench so you could have left no doubt who's blame it was with a modified "Dutch oven"UMclassof2002 wrote:Blaming fat people for your public farts is actually pretty easy as long as it wasn't so loud that it's obvious who did it. Body language is the key here. In college I took acting for non-majors, so as it turns out that class has really paid off.
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