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UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:51 pm

Post something or else I might actually have to work today

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:12 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Post something or else I might actually have to work today

ok

HB's smack is as good as a bad bowl of chilli!

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:24 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Post something or else I might actually have to work today

Hmmm. My buddy says your other board is extremely busy lately, and I know the perfect way to get this one going.

Rumor has it that Kramer and the rest of the staff were fired after the loss to Eastern Washington, and before the Cat\Griz game Kramer gave the pep talk of his life and told the kids that he really needed to destroy the Griz to have any chance of keeping his job. Well it worked, and we did destroy the Griz, but they still all got fired. All this recruiting going on is smoke and mirrors until after this weekend at which point Kramer will announce that he is accepting the head coaching job at San Diego State. Rumor about Hauck going there? Nope - that was smoke and mirrors too. He's coming here. This is all true - my sister has a pretty good friend that she was in band with in high school and this person (I'm not going to name any names but this person played the Tuba) is pretty close to the program - apparently his cousin had a partial scholarship on the track squad in 89. This person said that this is legit and we better start learning to love Bobby.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:26 pm

Here, this might brighten your dull day....

kcatz · Post by **kcatz** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:18 pm

Now that is some funny S*#T!!!

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:30 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:Here, this might brighten your dull day....

Meat; Is that you with the chalk?

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:36 pm

nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.

gtapp · Post by **gtapp** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.

Is that your sister? Where is the banjo???

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:40 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.

By logical syllogism:

1. No straight man would ever leave Jessica Simpson.
2. Nick Lachey left Jessica Simpson
3. Nick Lachey is ghey

Indisputable.

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:44 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.
By logical syllogism:

1. No straight man would ever leave Jessica Simpson.
2. Nick Lachey left Jessica Simpson
3. Nick Lachey is ghey

Indisputable.

Queer as a football bat if you ask me.

anacondagriz · Post by **anacondagriz** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:18 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.
By logical syllogism:

1. No straight man would ever leave Jessica Simpson.
2. Nick Lachey left Jessica Simpson
3. Nick Lachey is ghey

Indisputable.

I have been thinking the same thing. No matter how dumb she is & no matter how much of your money she spedns, you do NOT dump Jessica Simpson.

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:23 pm

With the interviewing skills Nick possesses he can have any woman! Thanks ESPN for discovering such a talent!

Post by **rtb** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:34 pm

I love lamp.

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:44 pm

rtb wrote:I love lamp.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:01 pm

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=11493

This might be the funniest thread I have ever read on a message board, especially this line:

We went in, and it was dark as ******. She went upstairs. I found some candles while she took a piss. I put in a dip of Skoal and got out the Captain Morgan. She came out of the bathroom bare ass naked and just stood there, jiggling in the candlelight. I nailed her on the couch, without removing the dip, occasionally spitting into an empty beer can as I worked up my nut.

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:09 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.

That's one of the funnier pictures I've seen lately. That just goes to show if he can get Jessica Simpson, there's hope for everyone.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:24 pm

anacondagriz wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:
Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:nah, check out my avatar to see who I'm with though. Thanks Nick.
By logical syllogism:

1. No straight man would ever leave Jessica Simpson.
2. Nick Lachey left Jessica Simpson
3. Nick Lachey is ghey

Indisputable.
I have been thinking the same thing. No matter how dumb she is & no matter how much of your money she spedns, you do NOT dump Jessica Simpson.

She outbanks him 10-1 minimum

grizzh8r · Post by **grizzh8r** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:00 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=11493

This might be the funniest thread I have ever read on a message board, especially this line:

WOW. Crazy thread. Not for the weak, faint of heart, or easily offended.

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:13 pm

bump

briannell · Post by **briannell** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:26 pm

I have been thinking the same thing. No matter how dumb she is & no matter how much of your money she spedns, you do NOT dump Jessica Simpson.

sorry, this never ceases to amaze me that as long as the woman is a beautiful bimbo men will take all the crap she can dish out, as long as she gives him mounting priveledges. That other men will congrat you as well for putting up with her dumb bubble head pathetic egotistical self, just because she has large breast that you get use of from time to time. may be this Nick guy actually wants a "real" relationship with a woman that can enrich his life and be genuine. may be far fetched in today's society, but that would be a good thing for others to see. that look BEYOND the cover of the book and get to the SUBSTANCE. give her credit where due - she's a beautiful bubble head- just may be a shallow person. that gets old after awhile, even when you're young, beautiful and rich.

done preaching

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