Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

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Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by CatBlitz » Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:43 pm

He puts a lime in his water instead of a lemon.

Please feel free to add in anything else he's done that you marvel at.


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Post by ImagineSanta » Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:46 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he opens presents the night before Christmas.


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by ImagineSanta » Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:47 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he thinks Eric Curry is just misunderstood.


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by CatBlitz » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:43 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he dyes his Easter eggs on Halloween.


Don't let this distract you from the fact that the griz blew a 22-0 lead.

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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by allcat » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:45 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative he wears the opponents colors to confuse them.


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Post by 91catAlum » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:09 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he goes for it on fourth down quite a bit.


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by LongTimeCatFan » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:50 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he:

Suspends players when they should be

Passes when he should run

Runs when he should pass

Has five foreheads more than the average guy

Tells the QB to throw a slant-go and the receiver to run a slant thus causing an incomplete pass resulting in a clock stop


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Post by Joe Bobcat » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:57 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he wears a hat the color of a gecko.

Little known fact: his middle name is Gieco. Now that's innovative.


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Post by AlphaGriz1 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:52 am

Bob Stitt is so innovative he beat NDSU

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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by 77matcat » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:05 am

Is so innovative he goes commando.


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by catamaran » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:22 am

is so innovative he eats jelly and peanut butter sandwiches


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by catsrback76 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:54 am

is so innovative that he uses a 7 ft tall QB to run his offense...just because he can!



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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by Triple C » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:22 pm

Bob Stitt is so innovative he eats, sleeps and Stitts football.


Stitt: "Griz got 5 best in state. Small Montana class, but quality" Translation? "We didn't want all of the ones we offered"

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Post by SaxCat » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:06 am

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he wipes side to side.



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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by Darth Yoda » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:15 am

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he's going to fly his team to the Liberty game instead driving in a bus.



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Post by LongTimeCatFan » Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:33 am

SaxCat wrote:Bob Stitt is so innovative that he wipes side to side.
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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by catsrback76 » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:29 am

Bob Stitt is so innovative that he stitts to pee!!!



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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by 77matcat » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:12 pm

I'm waiting for the statue of liberty


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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by Triple C » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:33 pm

... immediately after inheriting the keys to the Cadillac he traded it for a Lamborghini..... (but forgot to refuel it after the maiden voyage)


Stitt: "Griz got 5 best in state. Small Montana class, but quality" Translation? "We didn't want all of the ones we offered"

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Re: Bob Stitt is so innovative that _____

Post by tdub » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:59 pm

........he kicks off to start both halves. Oh wait.. :?


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