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Post by PDXGriz » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:15 pm

...What is this? Year 15 of predicting the Griz demise??!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I guess another 12 long ass months are on the horizon. Enjoy retaining the little brother position.



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Post by GrizinWashington » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:19 pm

I think we're on the north side of 15, PDX.

I still recall cat fans saying the Griz were "done" after their 1988 playoff appearance.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by Cledus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:49 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:I think we're on the north side of 15, PDX.

I still recall cat fans saying the Griz were "done" after their 1988 playoff appearance.
Which is right when you became a fan and, coincidentally, the last time you got laid. Weird, huh? :lol:





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Re: Hilarious

Post by GrizinWashington » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:01 pm

No, no. We all don't have your issues, Cledus. But then, I'm able to satisfy women.


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Post by TIrwin24 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:30 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:No, no. We all don't have your issues, Cledus. But then, I'm able to satisfy women.
Satisfying your sister doesn't count GIW


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Re: Hilarious

Post by Cledus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:31 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:No, no. We all don't have your issues, Cledus. But then, I'm able to satisfy women.
Is that supposed to be some kind of old fogey insult?

Speaking of fogeys, I don't think anybody but you believes you can satisfy a woman without some kind of hard cock elixir. I'm sure those 240 shorties absolutely love you.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by GrizinWashington » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:16 pm

Classic cat response. When you can't objectively attack the original quality smack, resort to 3rd-grade-level sex jokes to try to derail the thread. :roll:

Typical. Sad, but typical.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:37 am

GrizinWashington wrote:No, no. We all don't have your issues, Cledus. But then, I'm able to satisfy women.

The only way you satisfy women is if you convince them you WON'T have sex with them and then run out into oncoming traffic.

Hell that would satisfy everyone.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by UMclassof2002 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:47 am

Why does anyone give a ****** if women are satisfied?


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Re: Hilarious

Post by UMclassof2002 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:51 am

Here's an object lesson in "that's how I roll":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cj5usuA-Q



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Re: Hilarious

Post by Cledus » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:06 am

GrizinWashington wrote:Classic cat response. When you can't objectively attack the original quality smack, resort to 3rd-grade-level sex jokes to try to derail the thread. :roll:

Typical. Sad, but typical.
Funny how throughout my responses you always feel the need to qualify yourself.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by BigBruceBaker » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:45 am

UMclassof2002 wrote:Here's an object lesson in "that's how I roll":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cj5usuA-Q



If I ever decide to get married (I won't), this is how I imagine the honeymoon.
Gay marriage is now available in some states.

I can picture you reading your magazine on how you hate women while dancing around in your whity tightys screaming IM SAVED


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Re: Hilarious

Post by BigBruceBaker » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:46 am

PDXGriz wrote:...What is this? Year 15 of predicting the Griz demise??!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I guess another 12 long ass months are on the horizon. Enjoy retaining the little brother position.
If i were you id probably just stop posting on a rival board where your smack is weak and annoying.

You are probably mid twenties that dont remember anything that has happend since 1985 right?


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Re: Hilarious

Post by Billings_Griz » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:57 am

BigBruceBaker wrote:
PDXGriz wrote:...What is this? Year 15 of predicting the Griz demise??!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I guess another 12 long ass months are on the horizon. Enjoy retaining the little brother position.
If i were you id probably just stop posting on a rival board where your smack is weak and annoying.

You are probably mid twenties that dont remember anything that has happend since 1985 right?
HEY! Don't knock 1985, best damn year ever. :suds:



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Re: Hilarious

Post by ImagineSanta » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:25 am

GrizinWashington wrote:No, no. We all don't have your issues, Cledus. But then, I'm able to satisfy women.
Viva Viagra?


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Re: Hilarious

Post by UMclassof2002 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:53 am

BigBruceBaker wrote: Gay marriage is now available in some states.

Gay smack from a guy named "Big Bruce"? Nigga, please.

BigRichardSmoker wrote:I can picture you dancing around in your whity tightys

uh, riiiight. Keep that sh.it to yourself, Sanjaya.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by AlphaGriz1 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:27 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Why does anyone give a ****** if women are satisfied?


The concept of premature ejaculation is the biggest myth ever perpetuated. When I finish, it's ALWAYS right on time.

You are so right, you just vaulted into 2nd place, on the smartest posters on earth list.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by BigBruceBaker » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:49 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote: Gay marriage is now available in some states.

Gay smack from a guy named "Big Bruce"? Nigga, please.

BigRichardSmoker wrote:I can picture you dancing around in your whity tightys

uh, riiiight. Keep that sh.it to yourself, Sanjaya.

This from a guy who knows what or who Sanjaya is.


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Re: Hilarious

Post by TIrwin24 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:07 pm

UMclassof2002 wrote:Why does anyone give a ****** if women are satisfied?


The concept of premature ejaculation is the biggest myth ever perpetuated. When I finish, it's ALWAYS right on time.
That's quality stuff there :D


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Re: Hilarious

Post by UMclassof2002 » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:13 pm

BigBruceBaker wrote:
UMclassof2002 wrote:
BigBruceBaker wrote: Gay marriage is now available in some states.

Gay smack from a guy named "Big Bruce"? Nigga, please.

BigRichardSmoker wrote:I can picture you dancing around in your whity tightys

uh, riiiight. Keep that sh.it to yourself, Sanjaya.

This from a guy who knows what or who Sanjaya is.
Sanjaya is a guy who pictures other guys dancing around in their whitey tighteys and then admits it on the internet.



Man up, dog.


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