Griz jokes

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:03 pm

Fire away!

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:21 pm

I think the Griz have pretty much fired away at the cats for most of the past 20 years.

In fact, I'm pretty certain we sunk your Battleship some years back.

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:43 pm

One foggy night:

A Montana State fan was heading south and a Montana fan was driving north.

While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Cat fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.

He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".

Likewise, the Griz fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Cat fan walks over to the Griz fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Cat fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Cat fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Griz fan, "I think this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."

The Griz fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Griz fan hands the bottle back to the Cat fan and says, "Your turn".

The Cat fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Montana football fans -- a Saint, a Griz, and a Bobcat -- were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Saint fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Bobcat fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Griz fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Saint cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Bobcat cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Griz cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time. The Griz fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Griz cap... you find an asshole."

Its football time in MONTANA!

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:56 pm

Q: Why do female UM grads prefer wearing large hoop earrings?

A: So they have something to hold up their ankles.

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:57 pm

Q: Why was the female UM grad's belly button bruised up?

A: Her boyfriend was a UM grad also.

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:41 pm

Bobcat cheerleaders are such big hoe's, the only reason they wear underwear is to keep their ankles warm.

EDIT: "Griz" jokes. Sorry for the hijack bare!!

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:16 pm

Q. What do you get if you drive through Missoula real slow?

A. A degree

zimcat · Post by **zimcat** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:28 pm

What is the quickest way to get a UM grad off the front porch? ... pay him for the pizza

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:29 pm

Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:37 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.

Maybe you should return fire and stop acting like a pussy. Then again, I guess I don't know what makes me think you're acting.

Grizz93 · Post by **Grizz93** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:42 pm

If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:44 pm

GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.

Jeez, you sound just like a kid I knew in grade school.

"Teacher will you tell the other boys to stop playing so rough."

Maybe this will go good with the wine

cats2506 · Post by **cats2506** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:46 pm

zimcat wrote:What is the quickest way to get a UM grad off the front porch? ... pay him for the pizza

Although it dosn't take long to kick his butt back into the street either.

GrizinWashington · Post by **GrizinWashington** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:46 pm

Cledus wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.
Maybe you should return fire and stop acting like a pussy. Then again, I guess I don't know what makes me think you're acting.

Return fire? I'd have to receive fire in order to that.

(Oh wait! You almost got me with the "pussy" thing. I'll give you credit; that's top-shelf stuff there!!!

)

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:48 pm

Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18

But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.

Grizz93 · Post by **Grizz93** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:54 pm

Cledus wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18
But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.

I don't want to give you guys any new material--The "eat s**t grizzlies -go cats go" has been working so nice for you for the past 78 years.

Bobcat checklist:
1. unoriginal
2. lose to the worst teams on the planet
3. go hunting over Thanksgiving break because your season is over!

bobcatmaniac · Post by **bobcatmaniac** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:26 am

Grizz93 wrote:
Cledus wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18
But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.
I don't want to give you guys any new material--The "eat s**t grizzlies -go cats go" has been working so nice for you for the past 78 years.

Bobcat checklist:
1. unoriginal
2. lose to the worst teams on the planet
3. go hunting over Thanksgiving break because your season is over!

You shouldn't stay up past your bedtime little guy! Starting to sound like a fool.

Cledus · Post by **Cledus** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:08 am

GrizinWashington wrote:
Cledus wrote:
GrizinWashington wrote:Mods, can you please change the title of this thread to, "Griz jokes written prior to 1964"? I think it would be more appropriate and meaningful.

Thanks.
Maybe you should return fire and stop acting like a pussy. Then again, I guess I don't know what makes me think you're acting.
Return fire? I'd have to receive fire in order to that.

(Oh wait! You almost got me with the "pussy" thing. I'll give you credit; that's top-shelf stuff there!!! )

Whining to the mods about a thread doesn't make you a pussy? If you say so.

Grizz93 · Post by **Grizz93** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:50 am

bobcatmaniac wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:
Cledus wrote:
Grizz93 wrote:If there is a GRIZ fan and a Bobcat fan in the third grade, which one is bigger?

Answer: The bobcat--because he's 18
But the Griz is a 19 year old midget. The kind with sausage fingers.
I don't want to give you guys any new material--The "eat s**t grizzlies -go cats go" has been working so nice for you for the past 78 years.

Bobcat checklist:
1. unoriginal
2. lose to the worst teams on the planet
3. go hunting over Thanksgiving break because your season is over!
You shouldn't stay up past your bedtime little guy! Starting to sound like a fool.

Little guy????? Everyone knows that Grizzlies are genetically superior to bobcats--It's not your fault you're not very good football players-It's genetics.

Grizz93 · Post by **Grizz93** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:39 am

MSU Joke: If an UM student flunks out and enrolls at MSU, It would improve the academic standing of both schools.