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Did you hear about the Jizz ly QB, driving from Billings To Missoula? He saw signs saying clean rest rooms ahead, and cleaned 72 before he got home.

What's the best thing about having a diploma from UM?,, you can put it in your front window and park in a handicap spot..
These might be old but this is the first time I've heard them. So, I had to share.

Got this one awhile back in an email and thought I would share it.

Dear Abby:

I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Benson Hurst, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have
two brothers, one is currently serving a no-parole life sentence in Attica for rape & murder. The other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited, as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, off the heroin.

My problem is this; I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who plays football for the University of Montana?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Best laugh of the day.

How long does it take a griz fan to take a sh1t?
......9 months
2 Griz football players in a car, who is driving?



Missoula police!!

What's the difference between the Griz and a dollar?

A dollar can give you 4 quarters.

Got one for ya.

Knock Knock
whose there
bobcats
bobcats who
Exactly

THE BOBCATS ARE NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS.
THE GRIZZLIES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS. WELL INTO THE PLAYOFFS.
LULAY DID NOT PERFORM WELL AGAINST THE GRIZ THIS YEAR.
THE GRIZ ARE THE BETTER TEAM.
THE BOBCATS DO NOT HAVE A GOOD GAME PLAN.
HAUCK IS BETTER THAN KRAMER.
DUCKS ARE SMALLER THAN GEESE.

psst...hey bobcats....


YOOOUUUUU SUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!

Leave it to Griz fans to misread this thread. It says Griz jokes, not Cat jokes. Biggest jokes on here so far are bronco, bear and carrot.