Cleveland Indians
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:57 pm
This isn't new, but it's new to me ... and pretty awesome:
What about the New Delhi Wops?Bay Area Cat wrote:This isn't new, but it's new to me ... and pretty awesome:
I'm with you on this one, where do we buy the jersey?Bay Area Cat wrote:Yeah, people are way too sensitive when their own group is being caricatured for marketing fodder for a sports corporation.
You know what would be cool? What if a city full of atheists had a pro sports team, and they really wanted that team to display traits such as pride and stength and ferocity. Why, they could just name them the "Christians." They would use a caricature of a priest from the inquisition as their mascot, and he would have this huge toothy grin on his face. At halftime, they'd have the mascot come out onto the field in his flowing black robe, and he'd do this really exagerrated sign of the cross, and then he'd mimic forms of tortune used back in the day to put evil in its place and to advance the cause of Christianity. This would show, in undeniable terms, the strength and ferocity embraced by Christians, and would serve as just the kind of intimidating mascot the team wants to strike fear into their opponents.
And like you say, I'm sure nobody would be offended by something like that, outside of a vocal minority that just likes playing the victim. Everyone else would realize that this mascot is actually a positive thing, as it signifies strengh and pride.
Wow is that how the New Orleans saints got their name? and did a whole city of Christians get together and put together the New Jersey Devils for your stated reasons? To be honest I just don't care enough about this issue to really carry on much further. My involvement at all is mostly because it still seems like much ado about nothing. So once the pitch fork and flaming torch crowd has cleansed us from these insensitive sport team names what will they move on to? Will it be Sioux city, Miami, Cheyenne and Spokane? How dare anyone use any of these names for a city that isn't ours. The use of the name Winnebago for a motor home must be overwhelmingly insulting too.Bay Area Cat wrote:Yeah, people are way too sensitive when their own group is being caricatured for marketing fodder for a sports corporation.
You know what would be cool? What if a city full of atheists had a pro sports team, and they really wanted that team to display traits such as pride and stength and ferocity. Why, they could just name them the "Christians." They would use a caricature of a priest from the inquisition as their mascot, and he would have this huge toothy grin on his face. At halftime, they'd have the mascot come out onto the field in his flowing black robe, and he'd do this really exagerrated sign of the cross, and then he'd mimic forms of tortune used back in the day to put evil in its place and to advance the cause of Christianity. This would show, in undeniable terms, the strength and ferocity embraced by Christians, and would serve as just the kind of intimidating mascot the team wants to strike fear into their opponents.
And like you say, I'm sure nobody would be offended by something like that, outside of a vocal minority that just likes playing the victim. Everyone else would realize that this mascot is actually a positive thing, as it signifies strengh and pride.
I guess it was Northern Colorado, 2002WeedKillinCat wrote:I remember a few years ago an intramural team (can't remember the school) named themselves the Fighting Whities...holy cow did they catch a lot of flack. I thought it was quite funny
Fortunately, all saints are dead, by definition, so none of them are able to complain. But I'm sure a vocal minority would if they could ... you know, because they like to be victims. Same with the devils. Of all of the devils living on earth right now, none have complained, which I guess can only be explained by saying that this must prove that devils don't really exist. Because if they did, I'm sure a vocal minority of them would be trying to play the victim and complaining.Joe Bobcat wrote:Wow is that how the New Orleans saints got their name? and did a whole city of Christians get together and put together the New Jersey Devils for your stated reasons? To be honest I just don't care enough about this issue to really carry on much further. My involvement at all is mostly because it still seems like much ado about nothing. So once the pitch fork and flaming torch crowd has cleansed us from these insensitive sport team names what will they move on to? Will it be Sioux city, Miami, Cheyenne and Spokane? How dare anyone use any of these names for a city that isn't ours. The use of the name Winnebago for a motor home must be overwhelmingly insulting too.Bay Area Cat wrote:Yeah, people are way too sensitive when their own group is being caricatured for marketing fodder for a sports corporation.
You know what would be cool? What if a city full of atheists had a pro sports team, and they really wanted that team to display traits such as pride and stength and ferocity. Why, they could just name them the "Christians." They would use a caricature of a priest from the inquisition as their mascot, and he would have this huge toothy grin on his face. At halftime, they'd have the mascot come out onto the field in his flowing black robe, and he'd do this really exagerrated sign of the cross, and then he'd mimic forms of tortune used back in the day to put evil in its place and to advance the cause of Christianity. This would show, in undeniable terms, the strength and ferocity embraced by Christians, and would serve as just the kind of intimidating mascot the team wants to strike fear into their opponents.
And like you say, I'm sure nobody would be offended by something like that, outside of a vocal minority that just likes playing the victim. Everyone else would realize that this mascot is actually a positive thing, as it signifies strengh and pride.
That's pretty awesome, too. There's a lot of ways they could go with that. I think the best would be to have a shoe-liberated white person in white people traditional overalls-with-one-side-unbottoned-and-no-shirt garb (with a huge goofy smile on his face, exposing his noble missing teeth, who comes out at halftime and does a jig that, through the miracles of hoe-down interpretation dance, tells a tale of woe about the fact that the dang ol' gub'mint won't let him have slaves to do his work for him anymore. That would show his "pride" (Confederate Pride y'all) and his tenacity and, above all, his desire to dominate other races through violence, just as the football team intends to do to each of its opponents. As a proud European-American myself, I'd take great pride in a sports team using "Fighting Whities" in such a way, as it would honor my ancestry and culture as only a sports team mascot is capable.WeedKillinCat wrote:I guess it was Northern Colorado, 2002WeedKillinCat wrote:I remember a few years ago an intramural team (can't remember the school) named themselves the Fighting Whities...holy cow did they catch a lot of flack. I thought it was quite funny
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You forgot the pictures. We need to see how goofy the Indians in Browning and Poplar portray Indians with their Indians mascots. I bet its awesome.Steve Steverson wrote:Browning Indians, Poplar Indians, Cleveland Indians. Hmmm
Yea if BAC can't mock you, he loses his debating powers.Of course I do the same thing, Ijust look at it from a common sense perspective.Joe Bobcat wrote:Do we need to see what their mascots look like? From all that you have written in this thread you have made it crystal clear that there is not a single positive thing that can come from any team having a team name and mascot in anyway associated with anything related to native Americans.
You are a padres fan?Bay Area Cat wrote:Yeah, people are way too sensitive when their own group is being caricatured for marketing fodder for a sports corporation.
You know what would be cool? What if a city full of atheists had a pro sports team, and they really wanted that team to display traits such as pride and stength and ferocity. Why, they could just name them the "Christians." They would use a caricature of a priest from the inquisition as their mascot, and he would have this huge toothy grin on his face. At halftime, they'd have the mascot come out onto the field in his flowing black robe, and he'd do this really exagerrated sign of the cross, and then he'd mimic forms of tortune used back in the day to put evil in its place and to advance the cause of Christianity. This would show, in undeniable terms, the strength and ferocity embraced by Christians, and would serve as just the kind of intimidating mascot the team wants to strike fear into their opponents.
And like you say, I'm sure nobody would be offended by something like that, outside of a vocal minority that just likes playing the victim. Everyone else would realize that this mascot is actually a positive thing, as it signifies strengh and pride.
Isn't it funny when BAC sees his posts turned around.geogfather wrote:You are a padres fan?Bay Area Cat wrote:Yeah, people are way too sensitive when their own group is being caricatured for marketing fodder for a sports corporation.
You know what would be cool? What if a city full of atheists had a pro sports team, and they really wanted that team to display traits such as pride and stength and ferocity. Why, they could just name them the "Christians." They would use a caricature of a priest from the inquisition as their mascot, and he would have this huge toothy grin on his face. At halftime, they'd have the mascot come out onto the field in his flowing black robe, and he'd do this really exagerrated sign of the cross, and then he'd mimic forms of tortune used back in the day to put evil in its place and to advance the cause of Christianity. This would show, in undeniable terms, the strength and ferocity embraced by Christians, and would serve as just the kind of intimidating mascot the team wants to strike fear into their opponents.
And like you say, I'm sure nobody would be offended by something like that, outside of a vocal minority that just likes playing the victim. Everyone else would realize that this mascot is actually a positive thing, as it signifies strengh and pride.