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Best thing yelled during a game.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:50 pm
by Go Scats Go
I always love
"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"
I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"
Re: Best thing yelled during a game.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:04 pm
by longhorn_22
Go Scats Go wrote:I always love
"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"
I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"
Do these have to be appropriate?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:14 pm
by Billings_Griz
I was umpiring a game in Billings a couple years ago and a guy near the backstop wouldn't shut up. About the 6th-7th inning, I went back to the backstop to get more baseballs. I said, "Excuse me sir, is that your wife"? He said, "yes". I replied, "And you're calling me blind", and walked away.
Didn't hear much after that.
Re: Best thing yelled during a game.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:34 pm
by Go Scats Go
longhorn_22 wrote:Go Scats Go wrote:I always love
"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"
I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"
Do these have to be appropriate?
No but Griz/cat ones that are just rude should be out. - lets laugh together
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:35 pm
by Go Scats Go
Billings_Griz wrote:I was umpiring a game in Billings a couple years ago and a guy near the backstop wouldn't shut up. About the 6th-7th inning, I went back to the backstop to get more baseballs. I said, "Excuse me sir, is that your wife"? He said, "yes". I replied, "And you're calling me blind", and walked away.
Didn't hear much after that.
Nice- the Ump strikes back
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:01 pm
by bozbobcat
I don't know if this is funny, but I was watching a Bobcat basketball game and this one referee was consistent, but in a very bad way. He was quite bad. Finally, when he got a call right, I yelled out "Buy this guy a beer!" and the people around me laughed. Usually I can come up with some quips for the refs, but some of them are not for a nice family website like this one.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:21 pm
by longhorn_22
My friend told me about this chant at a game in high school:
"Zebra, zebra, short and stout, find your head and pull it out!"
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:35 pm
by anacondagriz
When I was in high school my favorite was always "Get off your knees ref your blowing the game!".
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:42 pm
by longhorn_22
anacondagriz wrote:When I was in high school my favorite was always "Get off your knees ref your blowing the game!".
I hear that a lot here at MSU, too. Damn BSC refs.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:58 pm
by CelticCat
"Hey ref, does your wife know you're screwing us?"
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 pm
by bozbobcat
I've given some bald refs a possible explanation of why they have no hair. It has something to do with where their head is usually located.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:52 am
by Swilly3224
"im going to stab you with a ****** butter knife"
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:31 am
by Charlie
Swilly3224 wrote:"im going to stab you with a ****** butter knife"
My dad used to yell that at dinner. He was always so mean to those poor rolls.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:21 pm
by Egg Salad
"F*** ***** K*** A** ****ER S*** F** LUNCH **** N*** ************ FLASHLIGHT ****** ****** REF!!!."
Beat that a*******.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:45 pm
by longhorn_22
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:18 am
by catatac
"Hey Ref... Bend over and use your good eye!!!"
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:32 am
by mslacat
Montana State Touch-Down
Thats my favorite thing to be heard yelled
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:47 pm
by Ponycat
Elevator Elevator We got the shaft,
or at a footbal game when we are on defense...
Give me a T...T Give me an A...A Give me an M...M Give me a P...P Give me an O...O Give me a N...N
Tampon Tampon plug that hole
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:40 pm
by Go Scats Go
I heared the student section at UM yell
Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***
Not clean- but I laughed
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:47 pm
by kmax
Go Scats Go wrote:I heared the student section at UM yell
Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***
Not clean- but I laughed
Would those be the same students/fans that complained about the grass and mud at the last two big games they lost on said surfaces?
Yeah yeah, I know smack board thatta way, but I couldn't resist.