Best thing yelled during a game.

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:50 pm

I always love

"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"

I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:04 pm

Go Scats Go wrote:I always love

"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"

I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"

Do these have to be appropriate?

Billings_Griz · Post by **Billings_Griz** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:14 pm

I was umpiring a game in Billings a couple years ago and a guy near the backstop wouldn't shut up. About the 6th-7th inning, I went back to the backstop to get more baseballs. I said, "Excuse me sir, is that your wife"? He said, "yes". I replied, "And you're calling me blind", and walked away.

Didn't hear much after that.

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:34 pm

longhorn_22 wrote:
Go Scats Go wrote:I always love

"Hey, Blue/ref your missing a good game"

I was at a Osprey game and the pitcher was realy really slow. It was a Sunday.
A guy yelled. "Hurry up, I gotta work on Tuesday!!!"
Do these have to be appropriate?

No but Griz/cat ones that are just rude should be out. - lets laugh together

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:35 pm

Billings_Griz wrote:I was umpiring a game in Billings a couple years ago and a guy near the backstop wouldn't shut up. About the 6th-7th inning, I went back to the backstop to get more baseballs. I said, "Excuse me sir, is that your wife"? He said, "yes". I replied, "And you're calling me blind", and walked away.

Didn't hear much after that.

Nice- the Ump strikes back

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:01 pm

I don't know if this is funny, but I was watching a Bobcat basketball game and this one referee was consistent, but in a very bad way. He was quite bad. Finally, when he got a call right, I yelled out "Buy this guy a beer!" and the people around me laughed. Usually I can come up with some quips for the refs, but some of them are not for a nice family website like this one.

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:21 pm

My friend told me about this chant at a game in high school:
"Zebra, zebra, short and stout, find your head and pull it out!"

anacondagriz · Post by **anacondagriz** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:35 pm

When I was in high school my favorite was always "Get off your knees ref your blowing the game!".

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:42 pm

anacondagriz wrote:When I was in high school my favorite was always "Get off your knees ref your blowing the game!".

I hear that a lot here at MSU, too. Damn BSC refs.

CelticCat · Post by **CelticCat** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:58 pm

"Hey ref, does your wife know you're screwing us?"

bozbobcat · Post by **bozbobcat** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 pm

I've given some bald refs a possible explanation of why they have no hair. It has something to do with where their head is usually located.

Swilly3224 · Post by **Swilly3224** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:52 am

"im going to stab you with a ****** butter knife"

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:31 am

Swilly3224 wrote:"im going to stab you with a ****** butter knife"

My dad used to yell that at dinner. He was always so mean to those poor rolls.

Egg Salad · Post by **Egg Salad** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:21 pm

"F*** ***** K*** A** ****ER S*** F** LUNCH **** N*** ************ FLASHLIGHT ****** ****** REF!!!."

Beat that a*******.

longhorn_22 · Post by **longhorn_22** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:45 pm

Egg Salad wrote:"F*** ***** K*** A** ****ER S*** F** LUNCH **** N*** ************ FLASHLIGHT ****** ****** REF!!!."

Beat that a*******.

catatac · Post by **catatac** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:18 am

"Hey Ref... Bend over and use your good eye!!!"

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:32 am

Montana State Touch-Down

Thats my favorite thing to be heard yelled

Ponycat · Post by **Ponycat** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:47 pm

Elevator Elevator We got the shaft,

or at a footbal game when we are on defense...

Give me a T...T Give me an A...A Give me an M...M Give me a P...P Give me an O...O Give me a N...N
Tampon Tampon plug that hole

Go Scats Go · Post by **Go Scats Go** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:40 pm

I heared the student section at UM yell

Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***

Not clean- but I laughed

Post by **kmax** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:47 pm

Go Scats Go wrote:I heared the student section at UM yell

Roll em in the mud
Roll em in the grass
Shove that football
up their ***

Not clean- but I laughed

Would those be the same students/fans that complained about the grass and mud at the last two big games they lost on said surfaces?

Yeah yeah, I know smack board thatta way, but I couldn't resist.

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