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typical Hauck press conference

Post by Joe Bobcat » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:43 pm

If anyone listened to Bobby Hauck in his latest press conference you heard him in vintage Bobby form. By vintage I don’t mean like a fine wine but rather like vinegar. Whine whine whine and answers as acidic and pleasant as vinegar. During the interview he said you don’t always get what you want and he didn’t get the pony he wanted as a youth. The very last thing he said was that maybe he would get his pony this year. Frankly I think he’s more the donkey type. I’d love to see him walking around with his donkey and hear someone say hey look at that a$$, then hear someone else ask, which one? A good number of griz fans would step right up to ask that question.


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by ilovethecats » Thu Nov 11, 2021 3:31 pm

Joe Bobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:43 pm
If anyone listened to Bobby Hauck in his latest press conference you heard him in vintage Bobby form. By vintage I don’t mean like a fine wine but rather like vinegar. Whine whine whine and answers as acidic and pleasant as vinegar. During the interview he said you don’t always get what you want and he didn’t get the pony he wanted as a youth. The very last thing he said was that maybe he would get his pony this year. Frankly I think he’s more the donkey type. I’d love to see him walking around with his donkey and hear someone say hey look at that a$$, then hear someone else ask, which one? A good number of griz fans would step right up to ask that question.
I'm always a fan of his pressers for all the reasons you listed. He's like a little kid. :lol:

Can't wait to hear it next week leading up to the Brawl! \:D/



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Post by Montanabob » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:15 pm

Will be better in 11 days when it is 5 in a row, and griz miss the playoffs.


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by iaafan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:29 pm

He speaks like he can see the writing on the wall. They had a good game defensively last week, but got 14 of their 21 points off NC mistakes. Offense at um is simply not good. He has to know that.

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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by Rich K » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:39 pm

Timmy got the pony. Timmy was mommy and daddy’s favorite.


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by iaafan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:54 pm

Rich K wrote:
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Timmy got the pony. Timmy was mommy and daddy’s favorite.
Yeah, 😆 just add that to all of the other bizarre things he’s said the past couple years. What do his bosses think? or are they part of his cult too?



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by wbtfg » Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:39 pm

Anyone have a link?



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by BelligerentBobcat » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm

Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by nevadacat » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:43 pm

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Only because COVID restrictions prohibit me from evicting him.


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by ibleedblue » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:51 pm

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Was thinking the same thing.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by TomCat88 » Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:03 pm

ibleedblue wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:51 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Was thinking the same thing.
Bobby's entertaining in his own way. Enjoy it while you can.


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by Cataholic » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by BelligerentBobcat » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm

Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by wbtfg » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:23 pm

Who?



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by Cataholic » Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:15 am

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm
Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.
You’ve been posting here for less than 3 months and you are already the resident expert. So glad you are here to tell us what we should think.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by TomCat88 » Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:32 am

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm
Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.
If that’s the case then posters who have Bobby living their heads rent free are living in your head rent free. 😋


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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by BelligerentBobcat » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:00 am

TomCat88 wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:32 am
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm
Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.
If that’s the case then posters who have Bobby living their heads rent free are living in your head rent free. 😋
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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by BelligerentBobcat » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:07 am

I’m never gonna figure out a gif dangit



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by BelligerentBobcat » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:08 am

Cataholic wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:15 am
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm
Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.
You’ve been posting here for less than 3 months and you are already the resident expert. So glad you are here to tell us what we should think.
Has anybody ever told you that you take things way too seriously? This is all in good fun.



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Re: typical Hauck press conference

Post by Joe Bobcat » Fri Nov 12, 2021 11:20 am

BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:00 am
TomCat88 wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:32 am
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:20 pm
Cataholic wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:08 pm
BelligerentBobcat wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:10 pm
Bobby lives in a lot your heads rent free.
Bobby’s a d1ck. Nothing wrong with pointing out when he is being a douche.
Like I said, rent free.
If that’s the case then posters who have Bobby living their heads rent free are living in your head rent free. 😋
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Nailed it Tom. Evidently GIFs are living rent free in his head as well. For the record the phrase living rent free is greatly overused and misused and has become meaningless because of this. Much like the boy who cried wolf for the thrill he got from the reaction it got.


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