Hauck to be announced as new Stanford coach?

Platinumcat · Post by **Platinumcat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:56 pm

Over on egriz there is a link to the Cardinals message board where they are saying he is to be the new guy. WOW! Nothing against Bobby, but I didn't think he stood a chance if this is indeed true. They are talking that his recruiting talents may well be the reason for the job.

Post by **rtb** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:10 pm

WOW! I didn't think he had a chance at this job, but if so that would be huge for him. Also, if we can float this rumor around enough, maybe we can get some recruits that are on the fence.

Bleedinbluengold · Post by **Bleedinbluengold** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:10 pm

I guess we'll finally see how good Bobby can indeed recruit now that he's a place where no one really cares to play. We'll also find out whether his teams can win at a place where no one really cares about football. Welcome to the Weber State of the Pac-10.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:28 pm

I would be amazed if Hauck was hired on at Stanford. He's done very well at Montana but, no smack intended, who wouldn't? rtb could take over with Bay Area Cat and Kmax as assistants and they would still make the playoff's. That's not a knock on Hauck, I think he's a decent enough coach, but a PAC-10 school from Montana with only 4 years head coaching experience......??? Kudo's to him if he does get it.

Where's MVD's phone number?

Post by **rtb** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:47 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:rtb could take over with Bay Area Cat and Kmax as assistants and they would still make the playoff's.

We would never take jobs at UM and if we did I can assure you UM wouldn't make the playoffs if we had anything to do with it!

Actually, if you haven't noticed the three moderators are well established Monday Morning coaches and ADs. We could probably lead any team, even Northern Colorado to the Championship if we are even half as good as we think we are!

Post by **kmax** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:50 pm

Hey, wait a second, how come rtb gets to be the Head coach???!!!

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:51 pm

I call special teams! And I will delegate all of the "how to" stuff to people who know a lot more than I do. I'm more of a big picture kind a guy. High and deep, baby. High and deep.

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:57 pm

Bay Area Cat wrote:I call special teams! And I will delegate all of the "how to" stuff to people who know a lot more than I do. I'm more of a big picture kind a guy. High and deep, baby. High and deep.

You guy's looking for a recruiting coordinator?

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:04 pm

You'll have to talk to rtb ... I'm too busy reviewing Reggie Roby archive footage right now.

Post by **rtb** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:26 pm

kmax wrote:Hey, wait a second, how come rtb gets to be the Head coach???!!!

It's all about having a good looking coach right? I think that is why meat elected me.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:28 pm

rtb wrote:
kmax wrote:Hey, wait a second, how come rtb gets to be the Head coach???!!!
It's all about having a good looking coach right? I think that is why meat elected me.

So ... when will you be shaving your head?

Post by **rtb** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:37 pm

Bay Area Cat wrote:So ... when will you be shaving your head?

That only happened once when I was 9 or 10 and I don't think it will be happening again, EVER.

Who is moderating around here anyway? Aren't we supposed to be talking about Hauck at Stanford. Get back on topic!

And let me know when I should put in my resume at UM.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:41 pm

rtb wrote:
Bay Area Cat wrote:So ... when will you be shaving your head?
That only happened once when I was 9 or 10 and I don't think it will be happening again, EVER.

Who is moderating around here anyway? Aren't we supposed to be talking about Hauck at Stanford. Get back on topic! And let me know when I should put in my resume at UM.

It's not like the topic was something important ... like Bobcat Athletics.

But fine, I'll give it a shot ....

I'll be surprised if Hauck gets the Stanford job, but kudos to him if he does ... and if he does, I will personally take in a few games next year to see how he does.

It would be a great job at one of the most amazing universities on the planet.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:58 pm

If you're the coaches, then I'm the AD. Win or you're fired Bitches!!

GFCatFan · Post by **GFCatFan** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:58 pm

If true, this might be the biggest con since we stole Manhattan from the indians.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:01 pm

kmax wrote:Hey, wait a second, how come rtb gets to be the Head coach???!!!

He was willing to work for the lowest pay....warm Oly's and bacon.

Post by **SonomaCat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:10 pm

Cat-theotherwhitemeat wrote:If you're the coaches, then I'm the AD. Win or your fired Bitches!!

We will merely sign up under multiple usernames on a UM fan website and spread rumors that you privately hate football and openly balked at the idea of pressuring the local Catholic Bishop to pressure the Pope to canonize Don Read (even though he is still alive).

For your crimes against the order, the villagers will show up with pitchforks and torches, and you shall be summoned from your tower and cast out of the land.

And then we will prop up Bernie in your old position (who is still dead, but is holding up well, although has not been mentioned as a candidate for canonization), and hilarity will ensue as he will proceed to seduce the coeds and, remarkably, do a rather efficient job of managing the department's budget.

Yes, it will be cool. Very, very cool.

GRZZ · Post by **GRZZ** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:02 pm

Hauck didn't get it, Harbaugh did. Probably because of the name more than anything, I don't really think either of them are the right fit for Stanford, but time will tell. Coaching at San Diego State and Stanford will be two different worlds.

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:08 pm

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2701748

GOKATS · Post by **GOKATS** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:39 pm

GRZZ wrote:Hauck didn't get it, Harbaugh did. Probably because of the name more than anything, I don't really think either of them are the right fit for Stanford, but time will tell. Coaching at San Diego State and Stanford will be two different worlds.

Not that it matters now, but there's a big difference in San Diego St. and the U of San Diego (where Harbaugh coached).