Rate the smack

mslacat · Post by **mslacat** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:02 am

********* Just a different take on Cat / Griz smack week *********

We are in the thows of Cat / Griz week, and the smack is flying. I normally do not visit the smack board too often because most of the smack is pretty boring, but among the ton of Smack a few clever people both Cat and Griz come up with a few clever gems. One of my favorites this years was RTB's "Hauck to dress only 15 players thread" it was clever and he got me.

I think we should reward clever smack even if it is a Griz poster.

Next time you feel you have to / want to respond to the smack.

* (one star) the basic Griz Suck smack

***** (five star) So funny made you laugh even though it was about you team.

and of course.....

"The BOMB" (no star) made you read the smack twice and still could not make sence of it.

Also who do you think are the best smacker's (meat)

Who are the worse.

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:14 am

Thanks MSLACAT. I picked that "funny" up a few years back at the Red River shootout in Dallas (Texas vs. Oklahoma) and figured it was about time I shared it with the board instead of just my Griz friends.

As far as good smack goes, I haven't really done much until this year, mostly because I haven't had the time to read thru all the threads and stay on top of it, but ther eis some classics that show up now and again. I love that one I read a day or so ago that referred to the griz mascot as "Sugar Bear.......gotta love those Sugar Smacks." Not sure who said it, but it had me laughing.

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:11 pm

As far as "smackers" from the Dark side gotta give it up to CTOWM and then UM'02

Cat-theotherwhitemeat · Post by **Cat-theotherwhitemeat** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:42 am

catamaran wrote:As far as "smackers" from the Dark side gotta give it up to CTOWM and then UM'02

Thanks catamaran, you are my Ambassador of Quan.

VictorG · Post by **VictorG** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:04 pm

I'd post more smack but it would take you guys 3 days to "get" it!

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:07 pm

Is that because you are so far off ?????????????

WHAT'S YOUR VECTOR.....VICTOR!!!!!!!!

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:17 pm

Thunder Cat wrote:Is that because you are so far off ?????????????

WHAT'S YOUR VECTOR.....VICTOR!!!!!!!!

[quote="random poster'] shirly you will stop the cheep airplane references.

[/quote]

Thunder Cat wrote: no and dont call me shirley....

Thunder Cat · Post by **Thunder Cat** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:21 pm

Rodger .......Over

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:24 pm

Thunder Cat wrote:Rodger .......Over

i think i picked a bad day to stop smokeing...

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:29 pm

Rapunzel.....Rapunzel

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:36 pm

anyone speak jive?

catamaran · Post by **catamaran** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:54 pm

Striker, I flew with Ted Striker over Macho Grande

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:59 pm

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:00 pm

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

HelenaCat95 · Post by **HelenaCat95** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:00 pm

Do you like gladiator movies?

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:01 pm

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone ****** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Hell's Bells · Post by **Hell's Bells** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:04 pm

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

What kind of plane is it?
Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol.