Bill Brasky!!!!

SACCAT · Post by **SACCAT** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:41 pm

Post your Bill Brasky Quotes here.

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury"

suckitgriz · Post by **suckitgriz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:44 pm

"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

SACCAT · Post by **SACCAT** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:56 pm

This is way to fun

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican!.......And he hated Irony!"

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:07 pm

"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

mquast53000 · Post by **mquast53000** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:13 pm

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

SACCAT · Post by **SACCAT** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:20 pm

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam..I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asain waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!!!"

suckitgriz · Post by **suckitgriz** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:30 pm

"Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

- good one for this board

iaafan · Post by **iaafan** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:39 pm

Bill Brasky ate Mike Kramer's hair then broke into Bobby Hauck's car and crapped in his glove box.

coachouert · Post by **coachouert** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:56 pm

"His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk."

not yet, but soon....

UMclassof2002 · Post by **UMclassof2002** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:05 am

"His penis has a toenail!"