Nort Dakota Jokes
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Nort Dakota Jokes
What did the Nort Dakotan say after his honeymoon? "I coulda boinked her."
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Re: Nort Dakota Jokes
You know the difference between a NDSU cheerleader and a bowling ball?
You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.
You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.
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You know why the NDSU cheerleaders don’t do the splits?
All of the National championship rings would fall out.
All of the National championship rings would fall out.
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Re: Nort Dakota Jokes
What did the north dakotan cowboy do when he got cold at night? He got up and shut the gate...
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How you you circumcise a Dork Nakotan? Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Why do birds fly upside down over Dork Nakota? There’s nothing worth sh!tting on.
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Re: Nort Dakota Jokes
Why does the wing always blow from the west in Montana? Cause North Dakota sucks.
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Re: Nort Dakota Jokes
" I thought this was going to be the Hotties thread " said the Nodak State fan.
The State of Montana is Bobcat country.
missoula....still just 20 miles from Montana.
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missoula....still just 20 miles from Montana.
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You know why NDSU doesn’t have any North Dakota kids on the team?....no seriously why don’t they have North Dakota kids on their football program?
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You've seen how the Montana vs North Dakota high school all-star game The Badlands Bowl has gone...Hi-Line Bobcat wrote: ↑Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:17 pmYou know why NDSU doesn’t have any North Dakota kids on the team?....no seriously why don’t they have North Dakota kids on their football program?
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And Idaho blows...cat-o-nine wrote: ↑Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:49 pmWhy does the wing always blow from the west in Montana? Cause North Dakota sucks.
Why did the north dakodan tip to past the medicine cabinet?
He didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.
Why did the NDSU cheerleader keep smiling during the lightning storm? She thought someone kept taking her picture.
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Re: Nort Dakota Jokes
Ole and Lena are sitting in the living room. Guy comes on the radio and says "There will be a big snow storm tonight so we want everyone to park their cars on the side of the street with the even numbered houses so we can plow the streets." Ole goes out and moves his car. About two weeks later another big snow storm is in the forecast and the radio guy says, "Big snow storm tonight. We'd like everyone to park their car on the side of the street with the odd numbered houses." Ole goes out and moves his car. Another two weeks go by and again the radio guy says, "Big snow storm tonight, we'd like everyone to park their car skzzzkskszzzzz." "Oh no," says Ole, "Now I don't know vhere to park our car." Vell Ole," Lena says, "vhy don't you yust leave it in the garage tonight."
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It's a hot Summer day, and a bunch of Griz and Bobcat fans decide to go swimming together.. and then a NDSU fan shows up... (see video below)
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Didn’t think it would take long until the Ole and Lena jokes appeared.catscat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:26 amOle and Lena are sitting in the living room. Guy comes on the radio and says "There will be a big snow storm tonight so we want everyone to park their cars on the side of the street with the even numbered houses so we can plow the streets." Ole goes out and moves his car. About two weeks later another big snow storm is in the forecast and the radio guy says, "Big snow storm tonight. We'd like everyone to park their car on the side of the street with the odd numbered houses." Ole goes out and moves his car. Another two weeks go by and again the radio guy says, "Big snow storm tonight, we'd like everyone to park their car skzzzkskszzzzz." "Oh no," says Ole, "Now I don't know vhere to park our car." Vell Ole," Lena says, "vhy don't you yust leave it in the garage tonight."
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West Fargo Pioneer reported a skeleton found behind a hidden wall in an abandoned house in Fargo.
The authorities identified the skeleton as the 1956 North Dakota hide and go seek Champion.
The authorities identified the skeleton as the 1956 North Dakota hide and go seek Champion.
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A few years ago, a guy in Los Angeles dug down 10 feet in his back yard and found a copper wire. He concluded that Los Angeles had telephone service at least 100 years ago. Similarly, a fellow in New York City dug down 20 feet in his back yard and found a copper wire. He concluded that New York City had telephone service 200 years ago. An ndsu grad dug down 30 feet in his Fargo back yard and found nothing. He concluded that Fargo had already gone wireless 300 years ago!
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A couple on Nort Dakotans were hunting and came across a set of tracks which the decided to follow. They were hit by a train about 30 minutes later.