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Interesting Press Release

Post by Down With the Foe! » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:32 pm

Subject: Child Abuse Story



MISSOULA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Missoula
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him too.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge, granted temporary custody to the Montana
State Bobcats, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.






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It must be Griz/Cat game soon.



:lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by MaZooLaGriz » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:38 pm

It's as good now as when it was first published.


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Post by thuss » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:02 pm

A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the
window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said, " I would love rose in this area." Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As they walked into the kitchen she proudly announced that she wanted this room to be, " a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the contractor went to the window and yelled,"GREEN SIDE UP!" Finally she could not stand this anymore. "What are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out every window of this house?" He replied,"I'm sorry. I have a crew of UofM students laying sod across the street."



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Post by MaZooLaGriz » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:11 pm

thuss wrote:"GREEN SIDE UP!"
Fantastic! I hope this is a new one, 'cause I'm telling it to everyone (with a little change here and there).


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Post by thuss » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:12 pm

give me some props!!

your a good guy, I like your smack



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Post by thuss » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:19 pm

A mother takes her three kids to a Grizzlies game. The children get lost and the mother is searching for them frantically. A PA announcer says "whoever lost your children, please pick them up. They're beating Montana 24-7."



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Post by BR GRIZ » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:41 pm

Q: How do you get a Bobcat cheerleader into your dorm room?

A: Grease her hips and push real hard.



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Post by MaZooLaGriz » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:19 pm

thuss wrote:A mother takes her three kids to a Grizzlies game. The children get lost and the mother is searching for them frantically. A PA announcer says "whoever lost your children, please pick them up. They're beating Montana 24-7."
Don't know if you know this, but that was actually published in the Seattle Times, regarding, of course, the Seahawks.


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Post by gtapp » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:27 pm

BR GRIZ wrote:Q: How do you get a Bobcat cheerleader into your dorm room?

A: Grease her hips and push real hard.
When I went to MSU you could say that about almost all of the Co-ed's on campus (except my girl friend, of course). Once my girl friend transfered to evil U (UM), I would go visit and at least the MSU girls shaved their arm pits and legs.


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Post by MSU Toddler » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:15 pm

The rumor on the street is there is going to be a major crisis at Wash/Griz stadium next year. Apparently they won't have any ice since the graduating senior is taking the recipe with him.


Just in the spirit of funnin' . . .



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Post by catsrback76 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:16 pm

thuss wrote:A mother takes her three kids to a Grizzlies game. The children get lost and the mother is searching for them frantically. A PA announcer says "whoever lost your children, please pick them up. They're beating Montana 24-7."
Mad Props Thuss :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol: :wink:



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Post by thuss » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:04 pm

What did the Mont. State grad say to the Univ. of Mont. grad?

......Will the defendant please rise.



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Post by BWahlberg » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:32 pm

An MSU fan walks into a bar and sits down next to Griz fan, on the TV above them the news is on, showing a video of a man standing on the edge of a tall building, appearing like he was going to jump off. The cat fan says to the Griz fan, "$200 says he doesn't jump."

The Griz fan looks over at the guy and says, "OK, you're on."

While the drama unfolds on the TV the man steps back from the ledge for a minute, just when it looks like everything is going to calm down, he reappears and jumps off the roof of the building falling to his death. The cat fan sighs in defeat, and takes $200 out of his wallet. The Griz fan turns to him, "I really can't take your money, I saw this same news clip on the 6:00 news earlier."

The cat fan looks over at the Griz fan, "Yeah I did too, but I didn't think he was going to jump again!"



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Post by El_Gato » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:44 am

:yawn:

weak, griz fans; old, tired, and weak...


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Post by Grizlaw » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:16 am

El_Gato wrote::yawn:

weak, griz fans; old, tired, and weak...
Yeah, as opposed to the jokes that have been posted by Cat fans here, all of which are completely original jokes that nobody has ever heard before. ;)


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Post by Grizlaw » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:21 am

And with that sentiment in mind -- as I'm sure you've all heard, MSU is cancelling their Christmas pageant this year. Apparently they've looked everywhere, but they just can't find three wise men and a virgin anywhere on campus...


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Post by mquast53000 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:27 am

Grizlaw wrote:
El_Gato wrote::yawn:

weak, griz fans; old, tired, and weak...
Yeah, as opposed to the jokes that have been posted by Cat fans here, all of which are completely original jokes that nobody has ever heard before. ;)
GL I am very proud of this joke:

What is the difference between a porcupine and Griz Stadium?




A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.


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Post by Sportin' Life » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:14 pm

An MSU Grad rancher decides that it is time to finally sell his ranch. Wool prices have been going down, and property values have been going up, so he puts an ad in a California real estate magazine trying to get top dollar from one of those rich Californians. But even though he wants top dollar for his ranch, he'd like to keep the acreage all together....he'd hate to see the family ranch parceled out.

The most serious of the ads replies comes out to tour the ranch, and the MSU grad saddles up two horses and decides to show the dude the fencelines. Cresting a knoll coming to the northernmost half section the rancher spies a ewe with her head caught in the fence. The rancher sidles his horse up to the dude's horse and points.

"See that ewe over there?" he says, "You see thats the type of opportunity this ranch affords you. Opportunities like that happen all the time."

The Californian looks confused, and then aghast as the MSU Grad ambles over to the sheep, dismounts his horse and proceeds to mount the sheep. When he finishes he comes back to the speechless Californian.

"So, I'm gonna free that ewe, would you like some before I do?" says the rancher.

The Californian is at first too shocked to answer. But then after he thinks about he says, "Yes, yes I would."

The Californian proceeds to dismount his horse and walk one fencepost past the ewe and sticks his head into the fence.



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