The brawl of the wild was just cancelled. As a result of the election, all the butt hurt buttercup liberals have scheduled to riot and are staging a sit in for Saturday at the hole in the ground. Monte will lead them in song. Tickets already sold will be forfeit and the proceeds will go to the Clinton foundation for Chelsea to run for president in 2032. 50-50 ticket sales will be set 90-10 with 90% going to the search for the new giz coach. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the butt hurt buttercups.